A.I.
No folks…I am talking about animal intelligence. I tell you recent experience has taught me to edit my thoughts around animals — they have this uncanny way of sensing exactly how and what you are feeling/thinking. Case in point last night I was in the kitchen with my host family´s cat. Now this cat is old, quite fat and always seems to have this sour expression on her face as if the world has down her wrong. However I kind of find her bad attitude and singular unattractiveness charming in a strange sort of way (society always makes allowances for the elderly I guess). Well I looked at her and all this was going through my mind and I laughed at her. BIG MISTAKE. As I passed her she hissed at me (a first for her) and swatted me good right in the outer thigh area. Her claws sunk right through my dress pants and into the skin below. Now I´ve been scratched by cats before but I tell you this "little kitty" knew what she´s about — it was no playful swipe, it was a straight out "bitch you betta not disrespect this" jab. And believe me next time I won´t.
